this is where i want to spend eternity
Mom: Your sister probably isn't gay. It's statistically unlikely.
Me: I don't know Mom, your children are all pretty weird.
Mom: Hey! Gay isn't weird!
Mom: Don't be so heteronormative.
Mom: You're weird because you're Homestucks, not because you're gay.
myplanetorlando:

phantomensemble:

gemwrites:

simplythebestthereis:

jordork if u r creeping up on my 15-year-old sister’s pussy i will drive 2 suffolk and kick ur ass

That awkward moment when you remember your mother follows your Tumblr.

i can explain this isnt what it looks like i swear

BUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

myplanetorlando:

phantomensemble:

gemwrites:

simplythebestthereis:

jordork if u r creeping up on my 15-year-old sister’s pussy i will drive 2 suffolk and kick ur ass

That awkward moment when you remember your mother follows your Tumblr.

i can explain this isnt what it looks like i swear

BUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

waltdisnerdd:

°o°
themagickingdom:

Anna and Elsa (by Andy.Sabis)

themagickingdom:

Anna and Elsa (by Andy.Sabis)

lesroisdumonde:

Baptised in dirty water 

chef-mickeys:

A Spectacular Journey into the Movies by Matt Pasant on Flickr.

when i was in middle school there was this group of asshole boys who liked to pick on me. one day i was walking home from the bus stop and one of them was walking so close behind me that i could feel his breath on my neck, and i heard the other boys snickering. i was really uncomfortable and i had no idea what to do so i just bent my knee backwards really quickly and it somehow managed to connect with his dick and i turned around just in time to see him drop to the ground, clutching his crotch and that’s the story of how i never got bullied again