welcome to the enchanted forest

thelast-thingido:

"SHOULD THINGS GO WELL AND SHE WANTS ME TO HOLD HER, I WANT BOTH HANDS TO DO IT."

HOLD HER?

YOU TWO MADE OUT A BUNCH OF TIMES BUT NOW U NEED BOTH HANDS TO HOLD HER?  Is this a euphemism for fingering?  What strange ouat ‘family show’ code is this in?

that was the most uncomfortable sentence to ever hit my ears.  

what…

i don’t even have words

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

tinyratfeet:

myplanetorlando:

suspend:

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

this made me anxious

See, I have a different problem. I make GREAT eye contact. I make such great eye contact, in fact, that I will stare…

I think the trick is to stare at one eye, then flip to the other eye every now and then. The subtle flick in the direction of your eyes keeps things relaxed and comfortable. And you can glance down at their mouth and then back up again. And then, it’s acceptable to look down or to close your eyes briefly or roll them or whatever is appropriate for the topic. You just gotta keep moving. But not too much (??????????)

It’s just really hard to figure out sometimes. Aka very often. Aka, for some people, all the time. 

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR EYES??? I FEEL LIED TO????? omg :(

suspend:

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

this made me anxious

See, I have a different problem. I make GREAT eye contact. I make such great eye contact, in fact, that I will stare directly into your eyes the entire conversation and you will be very uncomfortable and you will look around awkwardly and you will stutter over your words because I will just be staring and staring and staring until you are so unnerved that you just trail off in the middle of your sentence.

Help.

oh-that-is-messy:

Maybe I’m brainless, maybe I’m foreshadowing.

THE CRUSH THAT WILL NOT DIE

You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate.
(via peggingwithstyles)
queen-of-fallen-angels:

i-louvre-art:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

not-enough-fandom:

themoonclockwork:

overachievious:

sherlokidinthetardis:

liquid-thought:

I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.
Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.

#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?! 
LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

NO BUT I WISH
On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW.  SHIT WILL GO DOWN.


This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU

i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him 



GUYS WE EVEN HAVE GIFS FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.

I love every single thing about this post

queen-of-fallen-angels:

i-louvre-art:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

not-enough-fandom:

themoonclockwork:

overachievious:

sherlokidinthetardis:

liquid-thought:

I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.

Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.

#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?! 

LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

NO BUT I WISH

On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW.  SHIT WILL GO DOWN.

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This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU

i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him 

imageimage

GUYS WE EVEN HAVE GIFS FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.

I love every single thing about this post

First watching Rent: ..... What are they SAYING?!
Watching Rent now: TO DAYS OF INSPIRATION PLAYING HOOKEY MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING THE NEED TO EXPRESS TO COMMUNICATE TO GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN GOING INSANE GOING MAAAAADDDD

They lived happily ever after.